he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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