I'm gonna have a badass scar
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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