i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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