Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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