UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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