Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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