he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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