another moral hangover. fuck.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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