They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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