some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She bit a glass in half.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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