never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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