Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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