did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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