East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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