I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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