Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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