That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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