Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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