And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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