dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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