____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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