tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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