Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize
