This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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