The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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