Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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