My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i jhust puked up my retainher.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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