he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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