I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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