Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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