id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you would pick up someone in the library
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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