If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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