Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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