I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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