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so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
