so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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