Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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