your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
