so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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