i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Come on in and take your pants off
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