She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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