Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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