i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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