I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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