Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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