Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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