I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
It was confusing and full of hummus
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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