i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
