Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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