can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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