We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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