Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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