dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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