I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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