my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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