Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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